The "I'm a drink or two shy of not caring that my in-laws are

Hopefully my roommate doesn’t walk in on me 😈 watch till

Walk into the bathroom at the bar and you see me in a thing pissing,

My in-laws came early for Thanksgiving and the only place I can

You walk into the kitchen and see this on the table, wdyd..?

You Won't Believe What Happened When She Walked Into The Kitchen!

Hopefully my mom doesn’t walk in 👀

Am I the only one that can't control myself round these college

Am I the only one that can't control myself round these college

Am I the only one that can't control myself round these college

Am I the only one that can't control myself round these college

if you were my roomate and walked into the kitchen to see me