Me and my friend were poor, as a get rich quick scheme we thought

Mark saw all sorts of discord coming home from work. He heard

Your bully had kidnapped & drugged your gf and sister - he

(M4AtF) Ever since the gender flu turned you from a gross nerd

I was in the middle of taking a shower when the great shift hit

My friend told me to test his gf to see if she was faithful and

Your Girlfriend told you that she will be staying at her friend's

When it’s a hot day like today I would usually walk around

My friend who’s now 25 was still a virgin, I wanted to help

I got tickets to go to the best rapper ever, Yeat’s concert,

My wife was invited to a party she didn't feel like going, so

I was going to my weed dealer since I was so backed up on payments.