Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Is your face available? I need a seat..

I can take a seat on your face first if you want

Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Look at this before i seat on your face

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Your face looks like a comfortable seat for my ass!

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

Let me use your face as a seat