How to properly deal with an afk teammate

"Hit em' with the Y E E T" - Albert Einstein, 2011

Cool goal I scored.

What has this game become

I Just Let It Happen

200 IQ positioning

AFK for a moment, come back to car getting humped.

A montage of the cool goals I almost scored. Enjoy!

This is one of the best good old Gold tactics

You've seen Rule #1, but you haven't seen it like this ;)

My Immaturity Knows No Bounds, Even In Rocket League. ;)

Okay.

This is what happens when you break rule #1