I promise, I normally would never pour a beer like this but it’s

My ex said I was too thick [f]

They were meant to be sucked on, but nobody said it had to be

For the record, if you said you wanted to eat my pussy, I would

He said I couldn't take it all, and I told him to hold my beer

Who said somebody's wife can't be somebody's girlfriend? (f)

You thought you were coming over for a cookie, but I said Nookie

Mommy said I can cum but only by humping her cold beer can,

When I said there would be balloons at the party… (f)

Tell your dick I said hi (f)

My buddy joked last night, while we were drunk, how I would be

It has long been said that Madison Beer’s career was negatively