It’s not your fault that he’s genetically blessed, but you

You wish she'd sleep with you for once but you'll just have to

Don't kid yourself...size definitely matters

"Why does she have to take so many showers" you wonder to yourself

He knows I can’t help myself, so he decided he’d rather know.

You always made yourself at home.

You love fucking yourself to the tapes of your cheating GF

Don't Kid Yourself, Lady. The Other Ikea Customers Definitely

Don't kid yourself, you know how much you leak for girlcock

oh don't kid yourself, you'd totally leave your wife for me

Don't kid yourself. Every mom loves BBC

Don't kid yourself. Every mom loves BBC