Campus is shut down, so that means you'll have to be the guys

I don't have a mouth to fuck, so I'll have settle for this fleshlight

I don't have a [m]outh to fuck, so I'll have settle for this

You said you wanted to fuck...maybe you should have been more

Ho ho hoes! 🎅 Santa has a huge present for you 🍆🍑who

do you think you could make me cum hands free? 💦 you'll have

Some people were meant to fuck and others are meant to be fucked.

Some people were meant to fuck and others are meant to be fucked.

You’ll have to be on your knees for the best view

if you want to fuck it, you'll have to suck it

He fucked me like I have never been fucked before!

Best to eat first before fucking so you'll have some energy