Can I have a seat on your face?

Can I use your face as a seat?

is the seat on your face available?

Hi babe! Mind if I used your face an my seat please?

Is this seat (your face) taken?

I wanna take a seat on your face

Can I use your face as a seat?

i need a seat and your face looks like the best place

I googled “the best seat in the house” and a picture of your

A true gentleman would offer me a seat…on his face!

may I use your face as my seat

Your face would make a great seat for this ass...