For your viewing pleasure. Have a few strokes to ease your mind.

I hope you don't mind getting sticky.

I don’t mind if you play with this

“I jerk it so much in the shower, I get a hard on when it rains!”

Anyone need their insides repainted? Only color I have is white,

Do you think you could handle every cm

I hope you don't mind my dad bod

I wouldn’t mind some company 💦

I don't suppose you'd mind helping me

Edging away…

People suck so fuck the pain away

Sometimes you just have to sneak away from the Labor Day BBQ