Today is my 18th birthday, I should be but no I’m miserable

What I’d wear on our first date

My girlfriend claimed she could help me with my streaming channel,

I was in the middle of taking a shower when the great shift hit

It was a mistake to tell my pervy smart friend Rob I was asexual

Would you eat me on the first date if I wear this?

"Hey, sorry to interrupt. Have you seen my wife Lisa? I'm Tom

Can i be your date tonight and wear this under my dress?

"Well? what do you think?" I ask you. Last night you were kidnapped,

My favourite outfit for wear on the first date!

“You better clean this place up” I said to my step bro, I

That smile says it all