Oh - did I hit you in the face with my cock while you’re scrolling

NGL, I might have hit myself in the face there

Can I slap you in the face with this thing? I promise it won't

Almost hit myself in the face

Probably has too much dust on it: Father, 47, whose penis fell

Careful, it might hit you in the face when u take it out ;)

What if I hit you in the face with my dong? What then?!

Hit myself in the face with this one

GIFsWe all know that car sex can be a bit of a challenge. You

I have to be careful not to poke an eye out

Just about hit him in the face with his own cumshot.

Careful I might hit you in the face with my boobies 😝