Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Id rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Do I have permission to sit on your face?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Permission to sit on your face 😝

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face