My girlfriend and I had an argument about orgasms. I said that

Ex has gone away this weekend, cage already feels tighter, she

My girlfriend said I need an hour a day on the fuck machine.

Check it out. Your girlfriend said "thank you for fucking me",

My girlfriend said that if I finished all the housework she might

My girlfriend said that if I finished all the housework she might

My girlfriend said that if I finished all the housework she might

My girlfriend said that if I finished all the housework she might

My girlfriend said that if I finished all the housework she might

My girlfriend said that if I finished all the housework she might

My girlfriend said because I was good I earned a reward. Apparently

I woke up tied up in this wedding dress, my girlfriend told me