Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat?

Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat?

*insert face here*

I wanna use your face as a seat

Wishing your face was my seat this morning 🌞

Let me take a seat on your face please

[F] Your face is my seat 🙃💩

Can I take a seat on your face

Just about to take a seat on your face!

His face makes a great seat while I play my switch

Do you have a face I can seat on?