Not the facial you were expecting was it? 😂😘

Not the facial you were expecting was it? 😂😘

Maybe just the size you thought it was? Hope not!

Idk, maybe it's the size you thought it would be 🤷‍♀️

Not the vacation you were expecting, but you’ll take it

The ass you need, NOT the ass you deserve 🖕🏾😌🖕🏾[OC]

Not the outcome you were hoping for.

Let’s see if this was the size you thought would drop from

Not the boobs you expect . . .

Not the surprise you were expecting in the shower

Not the bunny you would've expected

You know what they say. Dress for the job you want, not the job