Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Can I sit on your lap? 😋

Can someone give me a lap to sit on?

How about I sit on your lap and see how long you can last while

Daddy can I sit on your lap?

I want to sit on your lap, but if I do I legally own you

May I sit on your lap now?

Any problems if I sit on your lap and bounce them in your face?