My man told me I look like shit today… I think he’s wrong.

We Told Mom & Dad We'd Be Out Skateboarding All Day While

Girlfriend of mine said this reminded her of me ..it’s so true

When a teleportation spell went wrong, you got placed into the

Dad told me I could do anything... so I fucked his best friend

My mom and dad are so obsessed with each other. I came home from

My girlfriend said that it was so small she could barely get

For valentines day me and my girlfriend got a hotel room and

After dumping my girlfriend I discovered that she had magical

“Don’t worry babe, I’ll make your mother sleep on the couch

(18)Love practicing my twerking why my dad has friends around

Dad told me i look pretty in this!!!