Your face is my new chair, deal?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I really need a face to sit on..

need a face to sit on

I'm going to use your face as my chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!