We're going to sit on you for so long you won't be able to breath,

Can I sit on your face daddy?

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

Would rather me sit on your face or bend over more for doggy?

MY BOYFRIEND WON'T LET ME SIT ON HIS FACE BECAUSE HE SAYS I CRUSH

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

MY BOYFRIEND WON'T LET ME SIT ON HIS FACE BECAUSE HE SAYS I CRUSH

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I need a face to sit on...

Should I sit on your face or your lap?

Can I sit on your face daddy?

On my way to sit on your face!