May I use your face as my designated chair?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

imagine your face in the middle of my boobs

Can I use your face as my chair?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

May I use your face as my chair for tonight? [F]

May I use your face as a chair?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?