I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

Ever wonder if your boss takes it up the ass? 😏 (Mid-thirties

Other duties as assigned = your head between my legs 😏 (Mid-thirties

Do I have your attention now, team... 😉 (Mid-thirties Exec

Did I mention lunch is in my office today? 😏 (Mid-thirties

Wanna eat me out during a Zoom meeting and see how long I can

Ever wonder if your boss takes it up the ass? (Mid-thirties Exec)

Would you kiss your boss's ass for a good performance review?

Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead

New employee? Let me show you what you'll be doing every morning...

Because every new buttplug must be christened at the office...

You can sit under my desk...if you keep me entertained 😏 (mid-thirties