I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Can I play with you on this king chair?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

Thick in all the good places. Your face looks like a good chair

Can your face be my chair?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your face?

Can I use your face as a chair🙊

I'm going to use your face as my chair, check my profile to see

Give me your pretty face, don't be shy

What if I do this on you face?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

May i sit on your face? ;)