Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you let me sit on your face? 😇

Can I sit on your face daddy?

Let me sit on your face, daddy

I need a face to sit on...

Would you let me jiggle them in your face?

Would you let me sit on your face?

Would you let me sit on your face?

Can I please sit on your face daddy

Daddy can I sit on your face or lap

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face