You were worried about your wife doing overtime at work so you

Third date I wanted my best friend to meet the girl I’m dating.

Momma said she couldn’t focus on at my game td bc my dick was

My Sister had been wanting to working out but said she couldn't

Dad said he will be late at work and stepmom couldn’t wait

My new GF Barbara Palvin couldn’t help but laugh the first

My wife said she was going out for drinks with the girls but

My bully from work pressured me into betting on the game and

I tried to hire an employee to take care of the house and my

When the Great Shift happened, I ended up swapping with my girlfriend’s

Your girls friend invited her over for dinner. You couldn’t

Wife sent me this while I was at work. Said she couldn’t wait