I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face? [OC]

I wish i could replace my chair with you and my hands with yours

May I please use your face as my chair?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

May i use your face or cock as my chair next? ;)

Your face looks like a great chair 🥵