Any faces available to seat on?

It sure is a shame I don’t have a nice seat.

I need a seat

I need a seat, can I use your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Do you have a seat for me?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Back seat fun while my boyfriend drives us around

There’s a seat available…

If you were my Uber driver, this is me in the passenger seat

And loving it 🥰 😈🔥

Can I share a seat with you?