Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Cutie babe here, can I sit on your lap?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Oh! Hello there! 💖 Can I sit in your lap instead? Or join

Oh! Hello there! 💖 Can I sit in your lap instead? Or join

Allow me to dance in front of you, babe, I want to sit on your

I wanna sit on your lap instead

When I sit on your lap and feel something hard forcing its way

Want a lap to sit on, or do you want me to sit on your lap

instead of your lap can I sit on your face?

Lemme sit on your lap:)

I have the best seat in the house, can I sit on your lap next?