If you were on campus for as long as I was, you'd get the urge

If you were my boyfriend, would you be mad if I showed up to

If you were on the other side of my window..

If you were our Uber driver would you join or tell us to get

If you were the Uber driver would you join or ask me to get out?

If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to

If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to

If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to

If you stare at it for too long you might get addicted

If you're not at least as thick as my arm, you only get to watch.

If you were with me for a whole day, what would be the first

If you were our Uber driver, would you join or ask us to get