I wouldn’t complain if you “accidentally” came inside me

You know you wouldn't pull out 💦

Suck on my nipples til I cum

no condoms & no pulling out!

I finally realized the truth; I don't even want Daddy to give

one thing about me is I'm not condoms friendly

Our children wouldn't go hungry😉

I bet you wouldn’t last long breeding with me

I found this while cleaning! Surely they wouldn't mind.... right...?

Taking applications for breeders, must breed both.

Wouldn’t you like to be underneath me

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