You get to stay at home alone on Valentine’s Day while some

Stay at home and i'll entertain you

Cast away those thoughts of finding a date this Valentine's Day,

So you decided to stay at home?

Just me trying to convince you to stay home with me today

Just me trying to convince you to stay home with me today

Awww no date for Valentine's Day? Then you'll need Mistress Mystique's

A lonely, asexual beta gooner like you is going to sit home alone

Stay home and give me backshots instead [f]

Stay at home with me instead of going out with the boys

Inviting you to join my cozy stay at home weekend

Stay home, and give me backshots [18F]