Man picks up fireworks and blows up in his hand. Proceeds to

Wishing my chair was someone’s lap

Can't wait for ur hand to do that

I made I mess in your chair Daddy 💦

Cunnilingus is an oral sex act performed by a person on the vulva

Oops, just slipped out of my hand

doing its morning stretching so it's wet and ready for You

Don't forget to drink a cup of milf, daily!

I woke up strapped to a chair, seeing two girls smiling at me...

Its gonna take more than a drink to get me babe

HUGE is in the EYE of the HOLDER. Or the HAND...whatever.....lol

Come drink from my uncut cock right here. Its really tasty