Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Let me sit on your lap and try this 😇

Wanna sit on my lap?

Do you want this small girl to sit on your lap?💦👅

Hey, I'm looking for a place to sit

Hey, I'm looking for a place to sit

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Can i sit on your lap?

Can I sit on your lap?