is this seat taken?

My ass needs a seat! Is your face free?

My ass needs a seat! Is your face free?

I think your face would make a comfier seat

Let me seat on your face

I would like to use you as a seat

Looking for the best seat to put this body on

Looking for a comfy seat

your face looks comfy af, might just take a seat there

a gentleman would offer me a seat

Just waiting for my seat (your face)

A gentleman would offer me a seat…