I'm straight and everything but whenever my roommate wakes up

It started as an innocent str8 goon sesh… When you couldn’t

Senior year, your afterschool hangouts with your str8 bro changed…

Me and bro 5 mins into the jerk session after we agreed no gay

Step bro needs my help, i'm glad to offer this ass

Don't worry goon bro its not gay for me to scratch your itch

My bro was so nice as to help me out in a totally straight way!

Come on bro, get ur penus out and goon with me… its totally

Yeah bro sure! Definitely we can meetup and hangout, jerk off.

It’s totally not gay for you to take my load like this right

I know you’re straight bro I just need help stretching my ass

It’s not gay if I twerk my ass and act like a girl bro