Oh what a shame it'd be if someone walked in on me showering.

Girlfriend? Oh you pathetic loser! You thought I was fucking

Support your local mom next door by giving them a nice deep breeding

Bigger than you thought

Oh MY GOD! I Thought It Was Your Dad Honey

Oh, you thought I'd let you see Me nude? No, that would be very

Thought I'd feel different after turning 22 but I still feel

Oh hey, didn’t see you there ;)

``OH SORRY I thought the door was closed..upsi``

Oh no, gooning again… I thought I wouldn’t relapse..

Oh no I forgot to close my hotel room door

Back door is closed, but you have key in your mouth