Should I go fuck myself, or would you like the honors? [OC]

I would invite you to come over this weekend, but I'm not sure

Does fucking myself in a fitting room count?my mum was waiting

I would like to invite you to go out with me this weekend. But,

Would you let me ride myself into a creampie?

My bouncy tits are guaranteed to give you a boner

I love tasting myself!

May I be your the happiest fuckdoll?

Happiest when I'm dancing / leaping around lol

So, the elevator stopped, the door opened and behind the door

I like to embarrass myself at home while the construction workers

the happiest hikers are naked