original post: https://redd.it/11aqk21
Honestly. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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LMFAO I DIDN'T MEAN TO ACTUALLY SHIT!! This was actually accidental,
Going to the beach with your mom
She said something about calling the cops when I got there, but
When you were done, she made you kiss her so she could taste
She said she'd definitely be back. I can't wait.
She only fucked you out of boredom. But by the time she was done
Your family receive a video of the new you after your disappearance...
This honestly sounds like a good deal
Your bully wanted to congratulate you on coming out as a lesbian...
Don't worry. She'll be perfectly safe, so long as that little
Making My Highschool Crush My Personal Whore
She only lets real men degrade her like that - When her bull