Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Let me sit on your lap and we’ll see what happens next…

Can I sit on you next? 😸

Let me sit on your lap ;) (19yo)

Can sit down on your lap next? Trans ftm

I have the best seat in the house, can I sit on your lap next?

I have the best seat in the house, can I sit on your lap next?

I have the best seat in the house, can I sit on your lap next?

Can I sit on your lap?