Your boss just gave you a present for being so hardworking

It would be so easy for you to wipe that smile off of my face

It first I was pissed when my friend revealed he was a hopper

Your girl had to go away for work for a week, you were skeptical

it's hard for you to concentrate seeing so many massive things

it's hard for you to concentrate seeing so many massive things

it's hard for you to concentrate seeing so many massive things

it's hard for you to concentrate seeing so many massive things

Giving myself a round of applause for being so damn sexy

You were always afraid that your daughter would find some moron

Your girlfriend always talked about saving her virginity for

I finally try out my new dildo...but I think it may be too big