Wish I had someone here to take my clothes off for me

On the couch

My Dad was supposed to be gone for the week so I didnt really

Soaking the carpet with my pee (f)ountain

Come join me on the couch? No clothes allowed.

Realized I've never given the back seat of my car a proper soaking.

Taking our clothes off before sex? No time for that

Rather your mouth than the couch

Met at a bar, they invited us over for “drinks.” Didn’t

I like to wet my clothes, especially grey shorts!

I’d rather pee off the couch than in the toilet

Soaking wet 😮