When my girlfriend wants me to shut up

my girlfriend has a bigger penis than yours, shut up and ask

He found the only way to shut your girlfriend up

He found the only way to shut your girlfriend up

Your girlfriend decided to step up to your bully, so he decided

You decided to surprise your girlfriend with flowers, she’ll

Your alpha bully took your girlfriend out on valentines day,

“Fuck… who’s it now?” I ask you. Recently, one of the

"Fuck! Look at you! Arching my back like a pro! I always knew

Your girlfriend tried to stick up for you when your bully showed

"the universe has a slight sense of humor giving such a massive

“What the fuck… don’t say a fucking word you fucking weirdo,