When I told my bud my girl wasnt giving me good head he offered

“Okay bud let’s jerk but no gay stuff this time”… me

“Okay let’s goon bud, except no gay stuff this time” ….

Me and my bud agreed to a completely straight goon session….

Some times I dress up as a girl to joke around with my bud, however

Straight goon session okay?!... 10 minutes later...

Bud: "no I'm not gonna fuck you I'm straight". (five minutes

Me: "Let's keep it straight this time, bud." Me five minutes

“We’ll totally keep it straight.” My goon bud 2 minutes

We're staying straight this time, okay bud? No matter what, I'm

My Bud caught me staring at him in the Gym. 15 Minutes later

When you girl caught my goon bro slobbering all over my big balls