Is that a syringe in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a jackhammer in your pocket or are you just glad to see

Is that a penis in your pocket?!

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me,

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just excited to see