I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I need somewhere to sit.. is your [f]ace free?

A (f)ew angles before I sit on your face

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Mind if I sit here?

Now would you put your [f]ace in between and let me smother you?😏

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Rate my ass please [F] Would you let me sit on your face?

Put your [f]ace in that!

Getting ready to sit on your face [f]

Let me sit on your face [f]