You brought a coworker home for dinner not knowing he's your

Whenever you have an argument, she leaves the house upset for

Your bully boss was gonna come meet you at your house so you

On the phone with my girlfriend, letting her know I'm going to

When you came home with a black eye, your mom got angry, she

Got the house to myself, let’s see how many times we can fuck

Your girlfriend said she was going to watch a movie at a friend's

POV: you come home and I happen to be in your house, are you

When you gf calls you right in the middle of sucking your bros

Told me she was going to be late coming home she needed to drop

This was the first time he had given me a hallpass when he left

Your rich friend texted you “i got your mom naked in my house