original post: https://redd.it/f0cy46
“I’m at Breanne’s house. I’ll be home later.”
CheatingCaptions by suckmydiddle
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You brought a coworker home for dinner not knowing he's your
Whenever you have an argument, she leaves the house upset for
Your bully boss was gonna come meet you at your house so you
On the phone with my girlfriend, letting her know I'm going to
When you came home with a black eye, your mom got angry, she
Got the house to myself, let’s see how many times we can fuck
Your girlfriend said she was going to watch a movie at a friend's
POV: you come home and I happen to be in your house, are you
When you gf calls you right in the middle of sucking your bros
Told me she was going to be late coming home she needed to drop
This was the first time he had given me a hallpass when he left
Your rich friend texted you “i got your mom naked in my house