As flat in front as I’m not behind

slim on front, thickest on the back

Don’t judge someone from the front

Snack in the front... desert in the back

Do I look more fuckable from the front or back?

tiny in the front but you may find the back more impressive

Don't be too quick to judge from the front

Not much in the front, but I have something in the back

Thick in the front but even thicker in the back

Party in the front... Dinner in the back!

Don't judge from the front only

I have more in the back than in the front