Is this seat (your lap) taken?

Can I seat on your lap, Sir?

I need a seat, is your lap taken? ;)

Excuse me! Is this seat taken.. No? Wonderful❤️

Excuse me sir is this seat taken :)

Hey is this seat taken?

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."