Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

My ex said I was too fat to ride his face, do you think I’m

me when i sit on his face

Would you let me sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on...

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a face to sit on...

Do I have permission to sit on your face?

On my way to sit on your face!

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Lookin for a face to sit on, any takers

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?