How Link deals with morning wood

This is how you take care of morning wood

I'm straight and everything but whenever my roommate wakes up

love to feel your morning wood

I can't even sleep in anymore with my gooner/gonnette roomate

Bud always wakes up with morning wood

a bit embarrassed that i just woke up with morning wood sleeping

whats the first word that comes to mind when you see my morning

Want me to wake you up riding your face or your morning wood

Gooners mommy wants you to stroke your morning wood and listen

Dedicating this morning wood to thick ass asian girls

Your friend walked in on your girl in the shower...she saw the