Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there? [OC]

Looking for a seat. Is your face available…?

Looking for a seat. Is your face available…?

Do you mind if I take a seat on your face?

Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]

looking for my seat

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to use as a chair

Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat?

your face would make the perfect seat

Can I use your face as a seat?

is the seat on your face available?